| # | Name | Position | Comments |
| 3 |
Greg Torkelson |
G/F |
Plays goalie. Plays forward. Runs team. This guy does it all. Now, if he could just do them well. |
| 4 |
Thom Roach |
D |
Still looking for his first hat trick in a season. Not game. 3 goals in a single season. |
| 5 |
Anthony Balkonis |
F |
New guy. One of Ryan's friends. Be afraid. |
| 6 |
Chad Pechman |
F |
Some dude Jimmy knows. |
| 8 |
Rick Luksetich |
D |
See Rick play D. See Rick get burned. See Rick bring beer. We like Rick. |
| 12 |
Chris Clark |
F |
Not playing with us this session. He will be back though. He always comes crawling back. |
| 16 |
Pete Loeb |
F |
Hasn't played hockey in years. Worried about how he will play. He's obviously never seen us play. |
| 19 |
Stan Nowak |
F |
New guy for the Summer trying to make the permanent roster. |
| 21 |
Jimmy Bosak |
F |
Goes to hockey camp in August. He needs it. |
| 22 |
Leonard Somogyi |
F |
Called back up to the big leagues after being sent down to the minors...er, I mean, Pylons. |
| 24 |
Ned Skully |
F |
Skates with a Squirt team, but they won't let him play in their games. |
| 37 |
Steve Kueller |
D |
New guy. But, he is a defenseman. So, it's OK. |
| 43 |
Bob Gousset |
F |
We joined his team once. Now, he is joining ours. |
| 88 |
Matt Gousset |
F |
Only kid we know that was excited to turn 18 so that he could become a Beer Hawk. |
|
Dave Schuberth |
G |
Another goalie on the payroll |
| # | Name | Position | Comments |
| 0 |
Bluto Blutarsky |
X |
Dummy user to use when a sub gets stats |
| 0 |
Bluto Blutarsky |
G |
Dummy user to use when a sub gets stats |
| 0 |
Steve Spencer |
G |
Spare goalie |
| 2 |
Jay Shin |
D |
Friend of Don. Hopefully, he doesn't play like Don. |
| 9 |
Chris Cooney |
D |
New guy. Never met him. Never seen him play. What could possibly go wrong? |
| 11 |
Ryan Condon |
F |
This guy is a real smart ass. Fits into our team well |
| 14 |
Mike Mortellaro |
F |
Came from OH just to play one game with the infamous Beer Hawks |
| 14 |
Kevin Corcoran |
F |
Finally played a full season with us and we won it all. Coincidence? |
| 17 |
Jeff Schaefer |
F |
Yet another guy yanked from the Barbarians from the HNA |
| 25 |
Ed Koenig |
F |
Played against him a lot and he is always a thorn in our side. Now, he is on our side. |
| 43 |
Matt Vartanian |
F |
Another new recruit from rat hockey |
| 63 |
Jim Zalabak |
G |
Just what this teams needs...another goalie |
| 77 |
Eric Gahala |
D |
Another new recruit. Everyone wants to play for the Beer Hawks. |
| 98 |
Bill Hetfleisch |
F |
Says he is ready to rejoin team as a full time rostered player. I'll believe it when he shows up. |
| 99 |
Matt Vulich |
F |
No hockey pants and rental skates. |
|
Matt Kaczorowski |
F |
Occasion fill in that has a harder wrist shot than most of the team's slapshots. |
|
Brian Pasko |
D |
Friend of Anthony. |
|
Phil Ibarrola |
G |
Can't have too many goalies |
|
Chris Rommeney |
F |
Another friend of Ryan's, but we won't hold that against him. |
|
Don Orzechowski |
F |
New guy that Steve knew. Basically, another Anthony. |
|
Erich Binder |
F |
From WI and a Packers fans. Why is he here again? |