| # | Name | Position | Comments |
|---|
| 3 |
Greg Torkelson |
G/F |
Plays goalie. Plays forward. Runs team. This guy does it all. Now, if he could just do them well. |
| 5 |
Anthony Balkonis |
F |
New guy. One of Ryan's friends. Be afraid. |
| 8 |
Rick Luksetich |
D |
See Rick play D. See Rick get burned. See Rick bring beer. We like Rick. |
| 9 |
Bob Gousset |
D |
We joined his team once. Now, he is joining ours. |
| 11 |
Ryan Condon |
F |
This guy is a real smart ass. Fits into our team well |
| 12 |
Chris Clark |
F |
Not playing with us this session. He will be back though. He always comes crawling back. |
| 14 |
Kevin Corcoran |
F |
Finally played a full season with us and we won it all. Coincidence? |
| 21 |
Jimmy Bosak |
F |
Goes to hockey camp in August. He needs it. |
| 24 |
Don Skelly |
F |
Skates with a Squirt team, but they won't let him play in their games. |
| 25 |
Ed Koenig |
F |
Played against him a lot and he is always a thorn in our side. Now, he is on our side. |
| 33 |
Stan Nowak |
F |
New guy for the Summer trying to make the permanent roster. |
| 37 |
Steve Kueller |
D |
New guy. But, he is a defenseman. So, it's OK. |
| 63 |
Jim Zalabak |
G |
Just what this teams needs...another goalie |
| 76 |
Leonard Somogyi |
F |
Called back up to the big leagues after being sent down to the minors...er, I mean, Pylons. |
|
Don Orzechowski |
F |
New guy that Steve knew. Basically, another Anthony. |
|
Chris Cooney |
|
New guy. Never met him. Never seen him play. What could possibly go wrong? |
| # | Name | Position | Comments |
|---|
| 0 |
Bluto Blutarsky |
X |
Dummy user to use when a sub gets stats |
| 0 |
Jeff Dano |
F |
New guy picked up from rat hockey. He is a bartender, just what this team needed. |
| 2 |
Larry Swords |
D |
Decided he needed to take time off from hockey this season to stop and sell the roses. |
| 2 |
Matt Kelly |
F |
Too busy to play with us this session. Who can blame him? |
| 2 |
Rob Getz |
F |
Found him in the old people Sunday morning league. |
| 2 |
Mike Werkowski |
D |
Finally decided he wanted to join a championship team. |
| 4 |
Thom Roach |
D |
Still looking for his first hat trick in a season. Not game. 3 goals in a single season. |
| 5 |
Eric Bruck |
F |
Used to play for us when we sucked. Now that we are champs, he wants back in. |
| 9 |
Andy Francisty |
D |
Out with a back injury. May need surgery. Can still skate around all of us. |
| 10 |
Jason Hollis |
F |
Actually took a job transfer instead of quitting and staying here to defend our title. |
| 10 |
Tim Trench |
D |
Not playing with us this session. Unknown if he will be back. |
| 12 |
Matt Kammer |
F |
We beat Bad Influence in the Championship. So, he wanted to defect to a winner. |
| 14 |
Mike Mortellaro |
F |
Came from OH just to play one game with the infamous Beer Hawks |
| 15 |
Brian Stratta |
F |
Taking the summer off. |
| 17 |
Adam Gierke |
F |
A young un. Most of the team can't remember when they were his age. |
| 22 |
Tim Dever |
D |
Went on the DL early last season, possibily permanently. |
| 22 |
Rion Goehring |
D |
May not play in the Winter session due to a hand injury. |
| 24 |
Scott Smentek |
D |
Talks a good game. Now, let's see if he can back it up. |
| 25 |
David Jerke |
D |
Finally, someone who grew up in Canada and can actually play hockey. |
| 33 |
Patrick O'Meara |
D |
Hey, I thought I said we'd take Pat back only if he brought Larry with him! |
| 41 |
Mike Kelly |
D |
Decided 20 minutes of sleep on a game night isn't enough. Not going to play with us this session. Wimp. He acts like he is over 50 or something. |
| 43 |
Matt Vartanian |
F |
Another new recruit from rat hockey |
| 62 |
Tim Donahue |
F |
Play hockey and screw up his back some more or stop playing hockey and be able to walk? |
| 67 |
Eric Hays |
F/G |
Bought goalie equipment and is splitting time between the pipes. Still shoots from the blue line. |
| 71 |
Adam Carlton |
F |
Hasn't played for us in a long time. Back for the summer. |
| 77 |
Eric Gahala |
D |
Another new recruit. Everyone wants to play for the Beer Hawks. |
| 94 |
Gabe DeLaurie |
D |
Shows up on occasion. Usually good for at least one goal per game on his own goalie. |
| 98 |
Bill Hetfleisch |
F |
Says he is ready to rejoin team as a full time rostered player. I'll believe it when he shows up. |
| 99 |
Matt Vulich |
F |
No hockey pants and rental skates. |
|
Peter Homenock |
F |
Only guy on team not old enough to drink the beer that Rick brings. |
|
Steve Tharp |
D |
Gone to school. We'll miss his scoring touch. Damn, I couldn't even keep a straight face when typing it. |
|
Steve Varzino |
D |
Met him at a poker tourney. Saw him drinking Molson Canadian and could tell he was a hockey player |
|
Jamie Graham |
D |
Woo Hoo! Another Defenseman |
|
Matt Kaczorowski |
F |
Occasion fill in that has a harder wrist shot than most of the team's slapshots. |
|
Randy Fortner |
D |
A good defeneseman. Unfortunately, will only play occasionally. |
|
Dan Neill |
D |
Young punk from Rocket. He did actually pass though. |
|
Jay Vecchiet |
D |
Young punk from Rocket. |
|
Paul Olesky |
D |
New guy from 30 and over Rat. |