This is the "official" website of the adult rec hockey league team, the Beer Hawks. We are going to have some new faces again this session and will hopefully be able to repeat as league champs even though we are in a different rink.
We typically play our games at Seven Bridges Ice Arena in Woodridge, IL.
Well, we can't blame all of our losses on Ned anymore.
Our next game is Thursday, 7/8, @ 10:30pm at Seven Bridges vs Dynamo.
Ned doesn't show up to our first game. We win. Ned shows up to the second game. We lose. Ned shows up to the third game. We lose. Anyone see a pattern here?
Our next game is Monday, 6/28, @ 9:40pm at Addison vs Maniacs.
After Leonard's pitiful display of begging for points, I have met with all necessary people (aka myself) and have implemented The Hetfleisch Rule.
The Hetfleisch Rule is named after Bill Hetfleisch who was notorious for following the refs to the scorer's table after every single goal in order to make sure he got either the goal itself or an assist. Rumor has it that he was so good at working the refs that he once recorded 3 goals and 4 assists in a game that he wasn't even at.
The Punishment: If it is determined that a Beer Hawks player is begging for points from the refs during a game, the Committee has the discretion to disallow some or all of the points recorded and they will not count towards official Beer Hawks stats.
Bob is now a proud member of the 100 Point Club. He did it with 2 goals and 2 assists.
Leonard has joined the 100 Point Club. He is the first Beer Hawk to hit the 100 mark at Addison Ice Arena. He did it with a goal and 2 assists.
Yet another Beer Hawk broke the 100 career point mark by getting a hat trick. Greg had 99 points in 99 games. But, in his 100th career game as a forward, he netted a hat trick and an assist to break the century mark.
Ryan is the third Beer Hawk to break the 100 career point mark by getting a hat trick. Congrats to Ryan.
The Beer Hawks would like to welcome Kevin to the 100 point club. He had a goal and an assist to put him at 101 points. Congrats.
Jimmy has joined the elite list of 100 point Beer Hawks. He had a hat trick and an assist in the championship game to bring his career total to 102 points. Congrats.
Since the Beer Hawks started keeping track of stats a few years ago, Bill had his mind set on hitting 100 points. His hat trick in the championship game of the Summer '06 season gave him the final 3 points needed to attain that goal. With 61 G and 39 A, Bill is the Beer Hawks first official 100 point getter. Congrats Bill. Just think where you would be if you actually showed up to a few more games.
If you still haven't paid me for this season or if you still owe me money for the jersey, get that to me as soon as possible.